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Where’s the ultra super premium unleaded at? My yard’s a beast.

“Hey man, put the top down!”
“You mean the tarp down?”
“Yeah, that’s what I said!”

Which I guess makes it a semi-hemi.

And you need the rear wiper blade why?

… and peg your asus a few times.

… and it’s not even a Mountain Dew Game Fuel bottle. 2/10 is the best I can do.

Hoping to stave off future mortgage payments, a high school student in Oregon is taking matters (and materials) into his own hands by building himself his own mobile house. I’m pretty sure it isn’t up to code, but whatever! And if that isn’t enough of a buzzkill, the buzzing bees that inevitably move in will be.

“These lap dance couches will look perfect in my single wide!”