
Submitted by: Josh Fifelski

I dare you…
Submitted by: Unknown

If you let go, you’ll have more on hands than just that pool.
Submitted by: Anon

Comes with such titles as ‘Metal Gear Smash Bros Melee,’ ‘Resident Theft Evil: San Andreas,’ and ‘These Titles Are Making My Brain Hurt.’
Submitted by: Unknown

Looking through the phone book to find a furniture store? Stop right there, you’re already home.
Submitted by: Lynol

Normally just one mustache would make this car manly. This one has 100. Deal with it.