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No Dear, I Don’t Want To Join The 1/2 Mile Club

May. 14, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - No Dear, I Don't Want To Join The 1/2 Mile Club

Submitted by: Pickel v. Face via Submit a Kludge!

I’m trying to gauge the danger factor by using the roof of the other house as a measurement for height but I keep getting distracted by THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN DOING THIS. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Upon further review, I believe the guy is safe, since he’s holding that tool which is connected via cord to the wall. If the red rope breaks, the hand-held device will save him from falling.”

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Now All We Need Is Some Bird Seed Bait

Apr. 15, 2010

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Epic Kludge Photo - Now All We Need Is Some Bird Seed Bait

Submitted by: Eirik via Submit a Kludge!

These ACME contraptions have really lost their pizazz. Where’s the Rube Goldberg-esque machinations? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer “Stripperella” says, “It’s a humane trap for dumpster divers who are then captured, tagged and released unharmed in another city.”

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Big Wheel? What Have They Done To You?!

Apr. 7, 2010

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Big Wheel? What Have They Done To You?!

Submitted by: punky via Submit a Kludge!

Nothing here says ‘Ostracize me, leading to deep-seated emotional scars for life,’ to the neighborhood kids. Nope, nothing at all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This next exhibit, children, is…please don’t lean on the chains, Billy…is a diorama depicting the now extinct Three-Wheeled Palletypus in its natural habitat. Scientists had a hard time classifying it as its very appearance seems to defy all natural laws. While both sexes…stop that snickering, Billy! You’re walking a fine line right now, mister! Where was I? While both, er, males and females could give their attackers some nasty splinters, only the males were actually venomous. Hunted by man for its wooden underbelly and females only being able to lay two eggs in a year, the poor creatures didn’t stand a chance. What is in your mouth, Billy? Spit it out at once! You’re going back to the bus to wait until our tour is over!!”

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Bench Seats Are So Passe

Oct. 15, 2009

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Submitted By: Bonnie M

Favorite Comment: Fixer Carlo says, “The new ergonomics: “Lumber support”.”

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