Submitted by: Aevar Thorolfsson via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Tylonfoxx says, “The rare wooden pimperfish is usually found in waters with high amounts of Xzibit, but with low amounts of money and dignity, thus the young pimperfish will use any wooden material nearby in order to impress potential mates. Normally though, pimperfish use things like pearlescent paint, neon and vinyls to impress potential mates, but the low amount of money in the waters bar the wooden pimperfish from using more stylish materials.
This lone wooden pimperfish will most probably die alone, as no wooden pimperfishes have ever been observed with a mate.”
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