I heard it works four times as fast in a 4×4.
~NSHA
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On the first day of a 3-day trip, I rear-ended this rental car into another car. Instead of trying to find a replacement rental on the 4th of July weekend, I (with the help of the local police!) “fixed” the bumper that was hanging off the car. I then drove it another 400 miles before returning it to the rental place on the 3rd day. I had to stop every once in a while to tighten the wires. It was nerve wrecking!
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Little do they know, tunnels are much more effective when they are a) underground and b) not transparent. Good first attempt, kitties, but better luck next time.
~NSHA
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Now if I could just train my helper monkey to use a lighter… ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Favorite Comment: F. said, “Wire you laughing? This is sewerious.”

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Good ol’ Washington State is adept at providing reasonable solutions to problems while embodying frugality. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Sarge said, “Looks like he used string theory to execute this kludge.”

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No seriously, what? Every now and then (re: ALL THE TIME) I get submissions that make me wonder if I should start a Mad Scientist Monday post. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Grantski joins the ranks of Kludging Lyricists with,
“This was a failure!
I’m making a note here:
“Lots of pain”
It’s hard to overstate
My Agony.”
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Tell us what you do with the conditioner! TELL. US. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Tessa says, “Should your shampoo run out of ideas, please use your candle before contacting customer support.”