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La-Z-Trike

Oct. 6, 2010

white trash repairs - La-Z-Trike

Submitted by: Eva

Its only flaw is not having a cup holder. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: SCAScot said, “Also missing: Remote control holster, bag of chips, common sense.”

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The Holiest of Unions

Sep. 4, 2010

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Submitted by: Heather

Mix equal parts resin, hardener, and Holy Spirit. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Alleycat said, “Obviously NOT owned by the 12 Apostles of Jesus, because they were all in one Accord.”

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Musical Kludge Is Beautiful

Jul. 5, 2010

Video by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Nothing to say here. Just epic kludging. Carry on. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer keshet says what must be said, “More cowbell!”

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Handicap Advantage: Can’t Fall Down Drunk!

May. 24, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Handicap Advantage: Can't Fall Down Drunk!

Submitted by: bernhard via Submit a Kludge!

Maybe John Locke just needed to drink more. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “Is it just me or has Stephen Hawking’s speech device been slurring a bit lately?”

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No Son, I Haven’t Seen Your LEGOS

May. 18, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - No Son, I Haven't Seen Your LEGOS

Submitted by: enos76 via Submit a Kludge!

Do Jedi Mind Tricks work on eight year olds? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer jam says, “A superb example of how to build internet relationships.”

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Wheeee!

May. 2, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Wheeee!

Submitted by: master baiter via Submit a Kludge!

This is brilliant! Now I need to put a second story on my house JUST so I can install this. – Ms. Fix-It

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Fixer coyote INFJ says, “Chutes and Ladders 3-D Edition.”

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Automatic Lawn Mower

Apr. 23, 2010

Video by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I tip my hat to you sir. Billy Mays would be proud. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “A sobering fact: over 75,000 injuries (10,000 of them being children) are sustained from lawnmowers every year in the US alone! Mowers have no conscience and will indiscriminately lop off the extremities of anyone foolish enough to venture too close. If left unchecked, they will often run off only to join up in packs of strays that terrorize the entire area. So PLEASE…respect and obey the lawnmower leash laws! Keep your mower tied up in your yard so that senseless attacks can be prevented.”

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The Recession Hurt Luke Too

Apr. 19, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - The Recession Hurt Luke Too

Submitted by: Chad via Submit a Kludge!

R2! Something’s come loose back there. See what you can do about it. Also, please please please let that guy be dressed like this. – Ms. Fix-It

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Fixer DanM says, “So after beating the sith Luke found himself with out enemies and without a job, as it often happens fame comes with temptation, Luke turned to alcohol and then meth, he tried to sell R2D2 but no one wanted to buy an automatic trash can. So he had to sell his xwing and settled for this used older model… He has not been seen in year and it’s believed to be selling himself for meth in Tattoine.
Luke Skywalker The E True Hollywood Story”

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Velcro Spice Rack

Apr. 13, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Velcro Spice Rack

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Is it wrong that all I want to do is put on a Velcro Suit and throw myself at this? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “It has been said that the person who controls the spice controls the universe. Bow before your leader!”

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Self Surgery

Apr. 9, 2010

Most of the time here at TIFI, we focus on fixing things. But today I wanted to share something I stumbled across that focuses on fixing a person.

In 1961, a twelve man Soviet crew was building a new base in the Antarctic. Mindful that being trapped in sub-zero temperatures for months on end required a medical professional to be on hand, one doctor had been assigned to the team. So what happens when the only man capable of performing surgery comes down with a severe case of appendicitis? He does what any reasonably minded person would do. Performs an appendectomy…on himself. There, he fixed it.

UPDATE:
Thanks to everyone who commented. The response was overwhelmingly positive! If you posted a link to another historical kludge, you rock and I’ll be filing those away for future use. If you come across a kludge from history, please submit it or email it to me at thereifixedit@gmail.com. Until we either run out of suggestions or interest I’ll be posting one historical kludge every Thursday afternoon! – Ms. Fix-It


Via: BMJ.com

If you guys would like to see more historical kludges (or even if you don’t!) where circumstances warranted making do with what was available, please voice yourself in the comments.

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Gabriel says, “Wow, that is one tough Commie! I am impressed. Imagine being that guy’s son, once he has come home: “Daddy, I skinned my knee!”, “Well, son, once I cut out a part of my own digestive track in sub-zero Antarctic weather, so walk it off.”

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