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Historical Thursday: Ancient Incendiary Weapons

Sep. 16, 2010

The weather in Seattle has been getting steadily grayer and wetter, leading my mind to think of all things warm and comforting. So naturally, I decided to write this Historical Thursday’s post about ancient flamethrowers. Enjoy!

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Dude, ow.

The most infamous of severe blister-causing weapons, Greek Fire is one of the reasons the Byzantine Empire survived as long as it did. When Byzantium, then known as Constantinople, now known as Istanbul – ask They Might Be Giants for more details – became a target for their Muslim enemies, they needed an ace in the hole.
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When You’re A Welder, Everything Is A Hammer?

May. 19, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - When You're A Welder, Everything Is A Hammer?

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Thor has really taken his fall from the superhero A-list hard. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Azkyroth says, “As told to me by an old hand in the construction equipment maintenance business…
Mechanic’s three rules:
1. Always use the right tool for the job.
2. A hammer is the right tool for any job.
3. Anything can be used as a hammer.”

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Yabba Dabba FORE!

Dec. 30, 2009

Yabba Dabba FORE!

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A CHALLENGE!
I know there is a Tiger Woods joke, or ten, in this photo. Coax it out and put it in the comments. – Ms. Fix-It

UPDATE: Man, when I issue y’all a challenge, you really step up to the plate. There is no way I could post EVERY awesome pun-tastic comment here, but a few of my favorites were…

Fixer Andretti says, “A look into the bag of Saber-toothed Tiger Woods.”
Fixer Jodie says, “Tiger may not be as “Flinstone” as his golf club suggests, but apparently he can still make your Bedrock.”
Fixer Diddy says, “Fortunately, after losing all those sponsors, Tiger was able to secure a replacement: Hanna Barbera!”
Fixer ali says, “in case of infidelity, use to break car window”
Fixer kc/cc says, “Tiger’s other primitive urge was to play golf.”

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