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Mind The Gap

Jul. 13, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Mind The Gap

Submitted by: Justin Smith via Submit a Kludge!

Otherwise this too could happen to you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Mr Bill says, “Obviously, this is where the giraffe riders dismount upon arrival.”

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Aperture Science Budget Cuts

Jul. 5, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Aperture Science Budget Cuts

Submitted by: Abba-Zabba via Submit a Kludge!

No seriously, what? Every now and then (re: ALL THE TIME) I get submissions that make me wonder if I should start a Mad Scientist Monday post. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Grantski joins the ranks of Kludging Lyricists with,
“This was a failure!
I’m making a note here:
“Lots of pain”

It’s hard to overstate
My Agony.”

See the rest after the jump! And check the comments for Fixer AlixeTir and Fixer Captain Video’s versions!

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We Never Trick Moose And Squirrel With This

Jul. 2, 2010

White Trash Repairs - We Never Trick Moose And Squirrel With This

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Shut up and get on the bicycle, Natasha. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Sarkasm says, “What we see right here is a prime example of the Antlered Bicycle. This particular species evolved it’s handlebars into antlers to better protect it from it’s main enemy: the Redneck-driver-who-drives-too-close-to-bikers. By scratching it’s foes’ paintjobs with it’s horns, the Antlered Bicycle ensured himself peace and safety during it’s migrations.”

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Please Use Other Door

Jun. 29, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Please Use Other Door

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

This door for Road Runner use only. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Wile E. had put up the wall and painted a door on it, never expecting a full house to appear after he was done. Naturally, Roadrunner went in and locked the door behind him.”

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Please Do Not Feed Or Touch The Tourists

Jun. 28, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Please Do Not Feed Or Touch The Tourists

Submitted by: master baiter via Submit a Kludge!

Warning: Park officials not responsible to dignity, property or valuables destroyed by tourists. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Anodean says, “Worst. Dinosaur fence. Ever.”

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Dryer For Pennington Use Only

Jun. 24, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Dryer For Pennington Use Only

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Unlike some Fixers, the Penningtons believe in free range appliances. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “I need to get inside that box, but the rock is in the way.
Should I try scissors or paper?”

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Energizing What?

May. 26, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Energizing What?

Submitted by: Helvecio via Submit a Kludge!

Perpetual energy machine is more than a pipe dream. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer climber says, “Oh look! the sockets have gone mountain climbing!
And they even had the decent sense to secure themselves to one another!!”

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Hey Gang, Where’d Daphne Go?

Apr. 9, 2010

Submitted by: vegetando via Submit a Kludge!

They really needed to put a bell on her or something. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Captain Video says, “I don’t know if anyone else has noticed this, but there’s a Volkswagen van actually parked out behind the house. Like, zoinks.”

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Sometimes Life Feels Like A Hamster Wheel

Mar. 25, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo -Sometimes Life Feels Like A Hamster Wheel

Submitted by: Byrd via Submit a Kludge!

Or is this merely a prototype? Is the future of city living finally within our grasp?! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “-What’s taking so long with my hot tub delivery?
-We’re walkin’ on it, we’re walkin’ on it…”

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Self-Sustaining Power Achieved!

Mar. 15, 2010

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Submitted by: MacGyver via Submit a Kludge!

In my reality, there is a mouse on a treadmill hooked behind the wall. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thor says, “All I know is that if I could do that I wouldn’t need to leave the house.”

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