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Could Barely Even Tell

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 17:00:00 +0000

That’s it, just keep putting stickers on in random places to make your fix less obvious.

~NSHA

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FRIETZAK

Steam Powered Tractor Van

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: master baiter

Hit the Brakes! I See a Stop Sign a Mile Ahead!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 02 Nov 2010 23:00:16 +0000

Source: leehelzer

I was worried for a second, but then I noticed the safety flag. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: Morgan423 said, “That stuff wasn’t packed for a move… this dude just drove through someone’s yard, garage, and house without stopping.”

Home Repairs Are Such a Drag

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 13:00:21 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Her plan worked brilliantly, because her husband never asked her to make a Home Depot run again. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: SpiderMonkey20s said, “Conveniently, her husband can now return the miter box he bought since all of his molding already has angled ends.”

Hybrid Conversion Van

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:35:06 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Business in the front, party in the back.

This Passenger is Way Cool

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 15:00:48 +0000

Submitted by: Unknown

Probably Jack Frost-level cool we’re talking about. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Jag said, “You misunderstand. This is actually a semi-aquatic species of minivan. What you see here is what happens to its gills when it leaves the water for an extended period of time.”

This Looks Like A Big Enthusiast Of The Number Three

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 15:00:25 +0000

Submitted by: elijah.keller

Which is the magic number. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: cobbler says, “He didn’t really even need more fuel…he just wanted to admire his handywork one more time before hitting the freeway.”

More Fun Than A Barrel Of Apples!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 19:00:05 +0000

Submitted by: master baiter via Submit a Kludge!

At least they aren’t trying to have more fun than a barrel of monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It
UPDATE: Kludge courtesy of Red Green

Favorite Comment: Fixer Hubba says, “This is actually from a lesser known episode of A-Team. They had to deal with this horde of genetically modified killer apples, an this is what murdoch came up with for the final fight.”

The Rare Soft Shelled Van In Its Natural Habitat

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 17:00:53 +0000

Submitted by: Glosticks via Submit a Kludge!

Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Flo says, “This is a large alpha male. The females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.”

They Attack In Packs To Bring Down Large Prey

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 24 May 2010 13:00:20 +0000

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”