Business in the front, party in the back.

Probably Jack Frost-level cool we’re talking about. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Jag said, “You misunderstand. This is actually a semi-aquatic species of minivan. What you see here is what happens to its gills when it leaves the water for an extended period of time.”

Which is the magic number. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: cobbler says, “He didn’t really even need more fuel…he just wanted to admire his handywork one more time before hitting the freeway.”

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At least they aren’t trying to have more fun than a barrel of monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hubba says, “This is actually from a lesser known episode of A-Team. They had to deal with this horde of genetically modified killer apples, an this is what murdoch came up with for the final fight.”

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Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Flo says, “This is a large alpha male. The females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.”

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Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”

For the nerd that wants a Delorean but still needs to shuttle the kids to soccer. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “After the brakes failed, immediate panic fell upon the family! Within a split second, however, all of the emergency air flaps automatically deployed. The minivan’s speed slowed and eventually came to a stop against a curb with its front passenger tire.”

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Form of…clean energy! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “This is actually Canada’s entire early missile warning system. If an enemy missile is detected, the RCMP and the entire Royal Canadian Two-Canoe Navy can be activated within twenty business days.”

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Ten free Internets to the Fixer that comes up with the lyrics to “Kludgin’ Dirty”. Entertain me. Annnnd, go! – Ms. Fix-It

On this historic post, there will be no Favorite Comment. Instead I present you with a poll! There were a lot of funny klugdin’ rhymes but these two really went above and beyond. Who do you think deserves to be the author of the “Official Kludgin’ Dirty” lyrics? Voting will be open thru Monday morning at which time the winner will be announced and Operation: Get Weir Al’s Attention will begin! Both finalists after the jump!

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Let’s hope that sign in the upper left is precognitive. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “You can always spot a larper, can’t you? Although, that is a different way to use your shield.”