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I’ll see your cone and raise you a loudspeaker. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Sarge said,
“Need to get evicted from your apartment but don’t want to break anything? Want an angry mob carrying torches and pitchforks banging on your door intent on lynching you? Need to set off a fire alarm at a precise time every day? Oh man do we have a product* for you!
Come on down to Kludge Bob’s House Of Kludge and see our wide line of digital fire alarm clocks.
*Located at the corner of Epic Fail Avenue and Poorly Designed Lane. Some hearing loss may occur. See kludger for details. Not legal for sale in Ohio. All deaths are final. Not responsible for lost or stolen limbs.”
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