
*Spoiler Alert* Everyone dies. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Isaac
-
-
Copy & paste this:
Make your friends' day! Share this!

*Spoiler Alert* Everyone dies. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Isaac

Submitted by: Unknown
The old, “if I can’t have it no one can” approach doesn’t work too well when your ex has stacks of pallets laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Unknown
At least the termites were kind enough to replace what they ate. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: kamikazo said, “wood neaded my lord”

Submitted by: Wagner Tamas
When trying to make their home feel more Zen, most people are content with a Koi pond. But every Zen master knows that unless you put your family in danger, you’re doing it wrong. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Unknown
Best Carpentry Materials: 1. Wood. 2. Legos. 3. Silly Putty

Submitted by: SP Riley via Submit a Kludge!
Since learning about my parents swinging (mind bleach here) I have to wonder if Mr. Benson from across the street is my real dad. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I’m guessing they were worried about their property taxes going up because they’re assessed for every structure they put on their property. Way to stick it to the man!”

Submitted by: Bryan via Submit a Kludge!
I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow a tiny puff of air out my nose and blow your house down. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Bashnagdul says, “Those 2 sticks that are holding it upright are only because this barn has not grown fully yet. you can still see the green leaves. wait till it looses those and becomes a decent whole brown. at that point the 2 sticks on the left will also be removed and you will have a beautiful new grown sturdy barn.”

Submitted by: Aero_one via Submit a Kludge!
That damn piece always shows up one turn too late. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s): Fixer mindmelda says, “I don’t think the brick guillotine is going to catch on…too slow. And how do you kick out the beam without getting whacked yourself? Definitely needs some re-thinking.”
AND: Fixer Fluffy says, ” ‘The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.’- Douglas Adams”