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In A Real Pickle

May. 29, 2010

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It’s the last jar and four pregnant women just entered the aisle. Your hubris has doomed us all! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Sofa King Cold says, “My, what a jarring discovery. You have to be gherkin my chain. I hope this isn’t the bread-and-butter of their maintenance team. Though I am relishing the resourcefulness.”

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Bull In The China Shop Has Expanded His Toolset

May. 25, 2010

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Nothing wakes you up in the morning like dodging flying shards of china. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Blackmoore says, “The best part of waking up is the WTF in your cup!”

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Safety Third, Always Safety Third

May. 24, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Safety Third, Always Safety Third

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Gas can dangling from the ceiling for optimum opportunity for zombie burning. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Nox says, “At first you act all scared and astounded.
Then, as the carjackers realise the doors don’t open from the inside, you smile.”

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Hello Dolly

May. 23, 2010

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It’s so nice to see you back where you don’t belong. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “Customer needs assistance with return in the front of the store.”

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Of Course We’re Not Drinking At Work!

May. 16, 2010

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Don’t be ridikscholous. We are verwy profresh…prefersh..we know what we’re doing. *hic* – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Mikeski says, “Keg stand: you’re doing it… fairly well, apparently. I don’t see an ambulance in the picture…”

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No Dear, I Don’t Want To Join The 1/2 Mile Club

May. 14, 2010

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I’m trying to gauge the danger factor by using the roof of the other house as a measurement for height but I keep getting distracted by THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN DOING THIS. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Upon further review, I believe the guy is safe, since he’s holding that tool which is connected via cord to the wall. If the red rope breaks, the hand-held device will save him from falling.”

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Take THAT Overpriced Water Cooling Systems!

May. 4, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Take THAT Overpriced Water Cooling Systems!

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Just don’t shake the case. Or the desk. Or sneeze near it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer RadicalX says, “Ooooo! Preloaded with the Internet!”

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Can’t Just Sweep This Aside

May. 3, 2010

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Shhh. We’ll never get Jan her workmans worker’s workman’s paid time off if y’all keep giggling. It has to be an accident, remember? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer bob says, “Is that Bender laying down under the shelf?”

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Safest Way To Transport Family Heirlooms

Apr. 27, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Safest Way To Transport Family Heirlooms

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This is completely unsafe. How is the driver supposed to see where they’re going? Take it down and re-do it vertically. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Sihaya says, “If you want to get to Narnia, you have to travel west on the M1 until you reach the M40. You can take that northwest until you reach the A40 exit to Oxford. Or, you could simply take the nearest convenient wardrobe.”

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To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

Apr. 26, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - To Add Some Excitement To Turbulence

The plastic around the emergency exit came loose, they sent a technician on board to duct tape it back in place before we took off… yes, they let the plane take off this way..

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I’m aware that this is most likely that super airplane tape. But you can’t tell me this wouldn’t make even the most stalwart flyer wary. I almost need a Valium just looking at it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kludge Airlines. For your safety, please look towards the front of the cabin where we’d like you to watch a little tape…”

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