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Don’t give it any RAM, it’ll just become dependent. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Paddy said, “The Homeless Depot. You can’t do it. We can’t help.”

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Good idea: Keeping your old beer bottles for decorative purposes. Bad idea: Keeping your old beer cases for remodeling purposes. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Don’t worry honey, there’s a perfectly good duct tape seat belt to keep him in place while we take our daily trip to the liquor store. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

On the plus side, he may have just discovered the most abundant fuel source on the planet. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Me Fu said, “It’s Bee Pee, of course.”
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New state law voted in yesterday: If it runs, it’s street legal. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Boog said, “No doors, no hood, no gas tank; but it’s got new tires. Who says he’s not conscientious!”

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Or some house ate too many trick-or-treaters. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Slick Fix said, “Cheerleader house does the splits.”

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I was worried for a second, but then I noticed the safety flag. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Morgan423 said, “That stuff wasn’t packed for a move… this dude just drove through someone’s yard, garage, and house without stopping.”

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Favorite Comment: U-Suck said, “MacGruber!”

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Nobody told him jumping into your truck Dukes of Hazzard style isn’t a necessity for living in the south. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: dweeb4.5 said, “not tall enough to ride the ride? I’ll show them”