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If done properly, Spring Break should be so busy that when it’s over you need another vacation. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “But Officer, I even wedged the extra axle under the drive wheels. If anything, I’m even more safe!”
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Do a doughnut! Maybe we can make it crest. Where’s my surfboard? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “The children to be sacrificed are in place and bound with chains as you have demanded, oh mighty Poseidon. Release the Kraken!”
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is like Mad Max meets Transformers meets Knight Rider. In a post-apocalyptic world, “Mad” Sam Knight speedily drives his vehicle and rusted companion T.R.U.K.K. in an epic race to Bartertown. The winner’s vehicle will then transform to face off in the Thunderdome against the undefeated Goliath Prime to hopefully emerge the victor and claim the coveted All Spark.”
If someone ACTUALLY does the above, even if it’s with clay and action figures sun bleached from the attic, I will post it on here for all the world to bask in the awesome. - Ms. Fix-It
AND: Fixer jpburns says, “Ah! Here we have a rare sight indeed! The natural enemy of the wooden pimperfish, The hybrid red-necked spoilered truckfish is a solitary creature, much like its distant cousin. Here we see the elusive creature using camouflage to make itself more appealing to females. Alas, most females are able to still tell that no spoilered truckfish can really make a suitable mate.
Should a spoilered truckfish and wooden pimperfish ever meet, conflict is almost guaranteed as the two will attempt to show dominance. The irony of their natural violence towards each other is that, since neither species has a high reproduction rate, they’ll more than like end up driving each other to extinction.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer LockSmithHustla says, “Everyone laughed at my portable deer stand until my cousin put it in drive and we chased down a herd.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer BiBi says, “Truck – check, House – check, Dance Floor – check. Ladies, looking for love never got soo easy.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer czarina69 says, “So very close to being cool. Missed it by a paint job.
….unless it hinges at the top. I could forgive the rest if it can be propped open.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Further proof that when the lights go out the hanky-panky begins.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Pat says, “What a load! Everyone knows that those JEGS stickers add, on average, 10 horsepower per application.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer amazon says, “Another productive trip adds to the liver transplant fund.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Carlo says, “The new ergonomics: “Lumber support”.”
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