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In Case of Emergency, Use The Phone Tree

Jul. 27, 2011

white trash repairs - Tree Phone

I’m going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.

~NSHA

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Two Birds, One Kludge

Apr. 25, 2011

white trash repairs - Two Birds, One Kludge

His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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morganskye

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Must Be One of Those Self-Cleaning Trees

Dec. 13, 2010

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Submitted by: Santa Baby

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Out(doors)let

Nov. 16, 2010

white trash repairs - Out(doors)let

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yoshi8

At long last, we have found the Keebler factory! ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Favorite Comment: MacKludger said, “What? You don’t think squirrels need to plug stuff in? Maybe they want to watch the game? Or maybe it’s for a heating pad to keep their nuts warm.”

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Electreecity

Sep. 21, 2010

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Submitted by: Michel Mathia

The green energy craze is getting a bit out of hand. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Wooden Wheels Keep On Turning

Jul. 28, 2010

white trash repairs - Wooden Wheels Keep On Turning

Submitted by: Jim

This is a little sick, that poor tree being used to viciously attack its fellow plants. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: postl1terat1 says, “There’s a post-industrial metaphor in there somewhere, but nobody cares anymower.”

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Halp, Ent’s Fallen And He Can’t Get Up

Jul. 7, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Halp, Ent's Fallen And He Can't Get Up

Submitted by: Eric via Submit a Kludge!

Isn’t it always the way? You spend five years deciding where to put your foot and you STILL manage to pick the one slick spot in the whole park. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Jag says, “This isn’t a kludge. This rare Python Ent has been caught on camera devouring a swing set; one of its few natural enemies in the wilds of Middle Suburbia.”

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Silly Duct Tape, This Was A Job For Wood Glue

Jul. 3, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Silly Duct Tape, This Was A Job For Wood Glue

Submitted by: Merge34 via Submit a Kludge!

This is why you never hire an unlicensed tree doctor. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Alas. Had they not stopped for a Cinnabon after their chiropractor appointment, the tree huggers probably could have saved this one.”

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Tree Lined Avenue: Doin’ It Wrong

Jun. 25, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Tree Lined Avenue: Doin' It Wrong

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Toilet-Tree

May. 22, 2010

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Submitted by: anon via Submit a Kludge!

I have to wonder, at what point during the drinking binge does toiletry turn into this? – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hejira says, “I hate it when a guy has the entire street of trees to choose from but uses the one next to mine.”

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