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I’m going to go out on a limb and say no one is going to answer this.
~NSHA

His honey-do list included cutting down that errant tree and fixing the trash can. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

At long last, we have found the Keebler factory! ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: MacKludger said, “What? You don’t think squirrels need to plug stuff in? Maybe they want to watch the game? Or maybe it’s for a heating pad to keep their nuts warm.”

Submitted by: Michel Mathia
The green energy craze is getting a bit out of hand. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Jim
This is a little sick, that poor tree being used to viciously attack its fellow plants. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: postl1terat1 says, “There’s a post-industrial metaphor in there somewhere, but nobody cares anymower.”

Submitted by: Eric via Submit a Kludge!
Isn’t it always the way? You spend five years deciding where to put your foot and you STILL manage to pick the one slick spot in the whole park. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jag says, “This isn’t a kludge. This rare Python Ent has been caught on camera devouring a swing set; one of its few natural enemies in the wilds of Middle Suburbia.”

Submitted by: Merge34 via Submit a Kludge!
This is why you never hire an unlicensed tree doctor. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Alas. Had they not stopped for a Cinnabon after their chiropractor appointment, the tree huggers probably could have saved this one.”

Submitted by: anon via Submit a Kludge!
I have to wonder, at what point during the drinking binge does toiletry turn into this? – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hejira says, “I hate it when a guy has the entire street of trees to choose from but uses the one next to mine.”