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Of Course We Tied Down the Cargo!
Nov. 19, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
What do you think we are, stuwpid? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Worst Commute Ever
Sep. 16, 2010
Such a hellish abomination can only come from Clarkson, May and Hammond Industries. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: orion said, “Don’t ever let transformers have unprotected sex.”
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Train Stop
Dec. 18, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment(s): Today we have a story for you. Started by Fixer Blackmoore, “Thomas however wasn’t paying attention to the track, and went down the wrong switch and into the poles. “OUCH!” cried Thomas, but it was too late – he had already smashed into the poles, and was hit by the live electric wires.”
Then Fixer Josh says, “Bust my buffers!” said Thomas.”
To which Fixer Blackmoore replies, “At the same time Edward was approaching for the adjacent track. “Get out of the way!” he screamed. He too crashed into the poles, Thomas and live wires. Then the coal caught a spark and started into flames.“Mr. Top Hat Is not going to like this” thought Thomas.”
Followed By Fixer Crack OS, “His suspicion was later confirmed when The Fat Controller himself arrived. “You have caused confusion and delay!” snapped Sir Topham. Meanwhile, Gordon was thundering down the line, unaware of the mess in front of him. “I am the fastest and greatest,” he said to himself proudly.”
With a startling conclusion by Fixer Alleycat, “Gordon did not see the mess in front of him and smashed into the back of Edward. Sir Topham Hat was very cross and ordered Thomas, Edward, and Gordon smelted down and turned into pinball machine parts. Upon further investigation, Bulgy, who had been waging war on the railroads for a number of years, was able to conspire with Harold, Bertie, and Cranky to have the poles placed in the middle of the tracks. Sir Topham Hat ordered the conspirators smelted down as well. With no modern transportation available anymore, The Island of Sodor’s economy collapsed. The island sunk into the sea a number of years later.”
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Contest Winners!!1!
Jul. 6, 2009
Hope everyone had a great weekend! We here at ThereIFixedIt were hard at work judging submissions when we were sidelined by the fact that booze was readily available. So apologies on taking so long getting “The Winnar Is You!” up.
We had so many good entries that we couldn’t pick just one. Well, we could have but it involved two of us getting into a knife fight while our wrists were duct taped together; so in the spirit of goodwill we instead narrowed it down to the following three. Congratulations guys!
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