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All it takes is a complete disregard for safety and lack of self-preservation and this level of ingenuity can be yours! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Agujero says, “A strict follower of the “Saints of the Ladder Days Church”.

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Now there is more room on my desk for the important things…like balled up post-it notes and dust bunnies. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer De_Jappe says, “What a way to misinterpret the phrase: “This tv comes with two cat5-cables for network access…”

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Moments later the flock retreated, leaving nothing but the skeletal carcass of the hapless van. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “The result of a disastrous cross-breeding experiment, the African Bicycle has proven to be an ever-spreading plague. Initially intended to be more resistant to road hazards than the local variety, the African Bikes are a major threat to cars passing by, that they take down with thousands of tiny scratches. Numerous wrecks have already happened and scientists are watching in fear as the Tour de France, height of their breeding season, approaches. Less aggressive local bikes, which usually ding cars mostly when threatened, are no match.”

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I’m trying to gauge the danger factor by using the roof of the other house as a measurement for height but I keep getting distracted by THE FACT THAT HE IS EVEN DOING THIS. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer fluffy says, “Upon further review, I believe the guy is safe, since he’s holding that tool which is connected via cord to the wall. If the red rope breaks, the hand-held device will save him from falling.”

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‘And then you will die.’ Is it just me or is that just MORE incentive not to talk? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer GiveEmMel says, “Grandpa!!! Stay away from that Fizzy Lifting Drink!!!”
AND: Fixer fraoch says, “Do you honestly expect me to be afraid of a suspended shop fan?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die…eventually…I think. An intern set this particular death trap up and no one’s quite sure how it works.”

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While the trek to dispose of the bodies garbage is long, at least the neighbors won’t complain about the smell. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paigeygirl says, “That bike is trashed!”

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How is this a vacation if I have to listen to the kids the whole time? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Paddy says, “What will end up happening, is just like in the Looney Tunes or Tom & Jerry: Kids sitting in the back seat, and Dad has to slam on the brakes. Kid goes through screen, and is reduced into a pile of little squares.”

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I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer LockSmithHustla says, “Everyone laughed at my portable deer stand until my cousin put it in drive and we chased down a herd.”