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She Canna Hold Much Longa Cap’n

Jun. 7, 2010

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Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not an engineer! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer KludgeMan007 says, “I appreciate they used the lightest products in the store to anchor the shelves this lash-up depends upon…”

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Because Wearing White Under A Black Shirt Is Tacky

Jun. 3, 2010

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But at least now she’s getting four bars. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer bob_super says, “Of course not! I spent all this time training to get the back one with one hand from the front, I’m not going to give up that skill just because you are wearing a front-hook one!
Now turn around, I know I can figure out that one from the back…
I don’t need your help, pity… or directions…”

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More Refreshing Than Recycled Air At Least

May. 13, 2010

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Ah, nothing like stiff wind smelling of must and urine to wake you up in the morning. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “We’ll put it to a vote. We can tape the door shut, or we can put the train out of service, making you all late.”

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You Will Tell Me What I Want To Know, Mr. Bond

May. 9, 2010

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‘And then you will die.’ Is it just me or is that just MORE incentive not to talk? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer GiveEmMel says, “Grandpa!!! Stay away from that Fizzy Lifting Drink!!!”
AND: Fixer fraoch says, “Do you honestly expect me to be afraid of a suspended shop fan?”
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die…eventually…I think. An intern set this particular death trap up and no one’s quite sure how it works.”

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That’ll Holder

Feb. 2, 2010

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Favorite Comment: Fixer DW says, “Spoiled brats. When I was your age, we held our drinks between our legs, and if we spilled on ourselves, it was our own fault.”

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See Honey? We Didn’t Need A Contractor…

Oct. 14, 2009

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Submitted By: Ben M

Favorite Comment: Fixer kludgetron3000 says, “Look, the poor thing’s committed suicide in shame.”

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Not Sure, But That Blob Might Be Sentient

Aug. 22, 2009

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Submitted By: Pieter

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