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Fully Certified Meter

Mar. 22, 2011

white trash repairs - Fully Certified Meter

You’re actually supposed to have your own meter, not one you just found on the ground and decided to post up in front of your shop. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Introducing The Lamp Splint

Mar. 14, 2011

white trash repairs - Introducing The Lamp Splint

Little-known fact: Canadian health insurance also covers inanimate objects. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Raptor2213

Via: A mexican restaurant in Dalton, GA

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Minimalist Fix

Mar. 14, 2011

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Is it art or just klever kludging? Sometimes I can’t tell the difference anymore. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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At Least It Still Works If You’re Colorblind

Mar. 10, 2011

white trash repairs - At Least It Still Works If You're Colorblind

And this is why taxes are a good thing. ~Not-So-Handy Socialist Andy

Submitted by: GermX

Via: My picture

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For That Creamy Skin All Construction Workers Crave

Jul. 12, 2010

White Trash Repairs - For That Creamy Skin All Construction Workers Crave

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Everyone knows the most exclusive construction clubs won’t let you in with a farmer’s tan. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer vinonoir says, “This inventive design allowed Bob the Builder to skip climbing down ladders as he now can fly from the roof to the ground.”

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Let’s See You Get Those Coins Now, Mario!

Jul. 12, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Let's See You Get Those Coins Now, Mario!

Submitted by: serialtoon via Submit a Kludge!

On the up side, it wasn’t the right pipe anyway. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “A fire hydrant kludge like this almost killed my poodle. By the time he got done leaving his mark up and down all over the entire thing he nearly died of dehydration. Now every time we walk past it I ask him, ‘What are you going to do now…Pierre?’”

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Even Traffic Cones Have To Learn New Job Skills

Jul. 6, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Even Traffic Cones Have To Learn New Job Skills

Submitted by: Martin via Submit a Kludge!

Safety cone is pretty sure this isn’t in his job description. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Jim Honaker says, “After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.”

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Found The YMCA Construction Worker’s Ride!

Jun. 28, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Found The YMCA Construction Worker's Ride!

Submitted by: berlein via Submit a Kludge!

Either that or the Sparklepyres have infiltrated the Construction Sect. In which case we all know what we must do…flamethrower please. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Blackmoore says, “Oh it’s time to build a Y-M-C-A
time to build a Y-M-C-A”

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Meanwhile In The Mushroom Kingdom…

Jun. 21, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Meanwhile In The Mushroom Kingdom...

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

Between this and the new fancy music I barely recognize the place.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer A Random Pooka says, “Excitebike kludge. Not a Mario kludge.”

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City Finally Admits Water Quality

Jun. 18, 2010

White Trash Repairs - City Finally Admits Water Quality

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Half the battle is admitting you have a problem. We’re all here for you. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Hmm…someone was evidently optimistic that there would be more than one person at a time clamoring to use such an apparatus.”

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