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The Great Shovel Famine of ’12

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can’t help out in a very real way. “No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick.”

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Wait, is That a New Rule?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

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tysonsommer

Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn’t get any ideas.

~NSHA

Submitted by: Fwiss

Follow The Yellow Brick Exit

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:00:00 +0000

In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

“The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them,” explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. “We don’t think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks.”

Via: Inventor Spot

I Think I See The Problem

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

We need to color-code these. It’ll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

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No Fires Today, It’s Thanksgiving

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

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Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Because counting “3 Massachusetts” is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

Submitted by: Richard Thompson

Using a DIY Attitude to Attract New Residents

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.

~NSHA

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Don’t Play Slug Bug While Working

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.

Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.

~NSHA

Submitted by: master baiter

I Think I’d Prefer The Pothole

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:00:00 +0000

Submitted by: Neera