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The Great Shovel Famine of ’12

Feb. 7, 2012

white trash repairs - The Great Shovel Famine of 12

I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can’t help out in a very real way. “No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick.”

~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Wait, is That a New Rule?

Feb. 1, 2012

white trash repairs - Wait, is That a New Rule?

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Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon?

Dec. 7, 2011

white trash repairs - Who Knew You Need Mud Flaps On The Moon?

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn’t get any ideas.

~NSHA

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News Fun and Political Skewering!

Follow The Yellow Brick Exit

Dec. 5, 2011

white trash repairs - Follow The Yellow Brick Exit

In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.

“The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them,” explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. “We don’t think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks.”

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I Think I See The Problem

Nov. 28, 2011

white trash repairs - I Think I See The Problem

We need to color-code these. It’ll be functional and stylish.

~NSHA

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No Fires Today, It’s Thanksgiving

Nov. 24, 2011

white trash repairs - No Fires Today, It's Thanksgiving

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.

~NSHA

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Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

Nov. 18, 2011

white trash repairs - Ah Yes, The M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i Protocol

Because counting “3 Massachusetts” is just too self-referential.

~NSHA

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Using a DIY Attitude to Attract New Residents

Nov. 16, 2011

white trash repairs - Using a DIY Attitude to Attract New Residents

Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.

~NSHA

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Don’t Play Slug Bug While Working

Oct. 31, 2011

white trash repairs - Don't Play Slug Bug While Working

Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.

Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.

~NSHA

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I Think I’d Prefer The Pothole

Oct. 19, 2011

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