
I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can’t help out in a very real way. “No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick.”
~Not-So-Handy Andy
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I love the dude standing in the back, pretending like he can’t help out in a very real way. “No, ees not shovel. Ees prescription walking stick.”
~Not-So-Handy Andy
Submitted by: Unknown

Should have gotten the ones with the sexy lady silhouette, just so ET doesn’t get any ideas.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Fwiss
News Fun and Political Skewering!In the Chinese province of Heilongjiang, the Public Transport Company replaced the emergency-use hammers with pairs of yellow bricks on all city buses.
“The special hammers are expensive and people were always stealing them,” explained a spokesperson from the Harbin Public Transport Company. “We don’t think anybody will be interested in stealing bricks.”
Via: Inventor Spot

We need to color-code these. It’ll be functional and stylish.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Sorry folks, the fire department is taking their tryptophan-induced nap. Try again tomorrow.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Because counting “3 Massachusetts” is just too self-referential.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Richard Thompson

Oh, Detroit. Your plight is so laughably tragic.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Unknown

Bad Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your road-painting partner.
Horrible Idea: Playing Slug Bug with your co-pilot.
~NSHA
Submitted by: master baiter