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Chair! I Told You No Jousting In The House.

Donna — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:00:24 +0000

Now you’re stuck aren’t you? Serves you right. You sit there and think about what you’ve done. What would Sara think? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer kc/cc says, “I love how it seems like the artwork on the wall means this room is meant to have children in it, yet it is structurally unsound, there are cleaning chemicals sitting around, and the bookcase is ready to topple with the first attempted climb…”

BONUS: Fixer anodean wrote a song for Chair! First verse is here and the rest after the jump!

Then came the day they were scrubbin’ and shinin’
When the ceiling cracked and men started crying.
Bubbles were risin’, and hearts beat fast
And everybody thought they had breathed their last
‘Cept Chair.

‘Cross the short-nap carpet of this man made hell,
Slid a sleek-formed chair that the chairs knew well.
Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
And like a giant oak tree he just stood there alone.
Big Chair.

With all of his strength, he gave a mighty shove.
Then a cleaner yelled out, ‘there’s a light up above!’
And twenty men scrambled from a would-be grave
Now there’s only them chairs down there to save,
and Big Chair.

Big Chair
Big Chair
Big Bad Chair
Big Chair

Caution Is Not The Word I’d Have Chosen

Donna — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 20:00:43 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stevo says, “If anyone has seen the inside of those pillars, they all look like this anyway. The fancy stuff is just to, well…make it fancy. So the caution tape should say, “Caution: This pillar is not fancy.”

Encyclopedias Are Still Helpful

Alex Brown — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:00:45 +0000

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Check out some more Epic Kludges!

Necessity Truly Is The Mother Of Invention
No Time For Self-Maintenance
Wire Rack Grill

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Based on the titles, this appears to be the Fiction section but without that stack of books it would be History.”

Oh Beer. Is There Any Problem You Can’t Solve?

Donna — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:00:14 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “Evolution of the column: doric, ionic, moronic.”

I’ll Be In Lazy River. You Kids Have Fun…

lorenichc — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 17:00:03 +0000

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Hope They Don’t Get An Infestation Of Woodchucks…Or Pandas

Donna — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:00:44 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Stef says, “It’s the Barbie Tenement House!!!”

I think Stef is on to something. Quick, I need a pulley system, a frayed rope and a metal cage elevator from a condemned building! – Ms. Fix-It

This Looks Legit. Have Fun Kids!

Donna — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:00:06 +0000

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There, I Fixed It - Redneck Repairs » support structure

Chair! I Told You No Jousting In The House.

Caution Is Not The Word I’d Have Chosen

Encyclopedias Are Still Helpful

Oh Beer. Is There Any Problem You Can’t Solve?

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I’ll Be In Lazy River. You Kids Have Fun…

Hope They Don’t Get An Infestation Of Woodchucks…Or Pandas

This Looks Legit. Have Fun Kids!