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Zebras Be Expensive Yo

Oct. 22, 2009

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Submitted By: Jeff

Editor’s Note: Wow, the comments are hopping on this one. For those that are interested the backstory for this can be found by clicking here. Thanks to all the Fixers who posted that link in the comments. Also, I scrounged up some video footage for you!

-Ms. Fix-It



Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “So, a zebra breaks out of the zoo and she finds her way to a farm. She goes up to a big fat weird brown thing and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a cow.” “And what do you do?” “I give the farmer milk.” Then she goes up to a funny looking little white thing and says,”Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a chicken.” “And what do you do?” “I lay eggs for the farmer.” Then the zebra goes up to a very handsome beast that looks almost exactly like her but without the stripes. She runs over to it and says, “Hi, I’m a zebra. What are you?” “I’m a stallion” says the stallion. “Wow!” says the zebra, “and what do you do?” “Take off those pajamas, darling, and I’ll show you.”

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