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If Three Rolls Of Scotch Tape Can’t Fix It; Forget It

Mar. 27, 2010

Submitted by: thx1227 via Submit a Kludge!

Don’t think that catch phase is going to stick. It doesn’t roll off the tongue like the one I’m not allowed, too much of a lady… about duct tape. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Sorry…my English not so good. I fix curtain rod this way because I not know how to, as you say, “duck it”. I have little money and not able to buy duck. Also, they not allow farm animals in city. But I know this…I REALLY not want to be having sexual intercourse with curtain rod!”

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Spring Latch To Scare Cat

Oct. 25, 2009

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Submitted By: Josh B

Favorite Comment: Fixer TheAntiCat says, “Ahh, the ACME ‘Get rid of mother-in-law’ trick.”

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Teach You To Jiggle The Knob

Oct. 4, 2009

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Submitted By: David M

Favorite Comment: Fixer Russ K. says, “Honey, the internets suggested a dead bolt will help stop the break ins; so I installed a couple.”

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