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Never Goes Back Together Right After Kool-Aid Man

Apr. 30, 2010

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OOOOH NOOOO. This isn’t up to code at all. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “The genius of Ludwig MVDOS is in his sublime interpretation of the vocabulary of ordinary architectural elements. In his well known work “Kludge stair wall”, he asks the question “What is a wall, really? Does it go beside the stair? Or on it? Or sort of half on the stair, half off of it?” Early critics interpreted his indecision, recorded in meeting notes from the project, as incompetence. VDOS himself, in a display typical of his now famous modesty, rather than boast of his genius in the face of this criticism, wryly blamed the contractor. It is only with the lens of history that we are now able to fully appreciate the work of this master.”

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Minimum Security Prison Good Faith Policy

Mar. 19, 2010

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Minimum Security Prison Good Faith Policy

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Man, these prison escape movies get worse every year. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Does anyone else think that blue sign on the wall says “Protected by SAFE security fencing”? If it does, someone has a very loose interpretation of what “safe” means. That word is in all capital letters, though. It might be an acronym…possibly either “Still Allows Forcible Entry” or “Setup Ain’t Fooling Everyone”.”

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Just Some Plane Old Stairs…

Dec. 31, 2009

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Just Some Plane Old Stairs...

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Ast says, “With the bait and decoy in place, the hunter waits patiently. He knew that soon, very soon, the aeroplane will be unable to resist the temptation.”

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I Swear Guys. The Narnia Door Was Right Here!

Dec. 18, 2009

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I Swear Guys. The Narnia Door Was Right Here!

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Jenn says, “Mr. Tumnus decided enough was enough and brought some Narnian contractors in to wall up the entrance so those Pevensie kids would stop bothering him.”

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How’d That Tetris Piece Get All The Way Down Here?

Nov. 26, 2009

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Favorite Comment: Fixer That Guy says, “I love how the solution to overloading the third stair (at some point in the past) is to shift the load onto the second stair, because it could never happen again, right?”

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What? Pallets Are Free

Sep. 29, 2009

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Fixit says, “All is well until the over-eager forklift-driving neighbor gets involved. At 2:00 a.m.”

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