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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Theirs was a forbidden love. The lawnmower couldn’t help himself. She was fast…oh was she fast! The lawnmower tagged along everywhere the ATV went, like a puppy playfully nipping at her heels. Then one fateful night in the back of the shed, their chassis collided violently in a heap of twisted metal. Some months later, the first riding lawn mower was born as evidence to the world that they overcame the odds and their love could not be extinguished.”
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