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And if that doesn’t work? Eat it raw. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Serge says, “O.K. KIDS… WHO WANTS BACON FLAVORED ITALIAN ICE??”
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And if that doesn’t work? Eat it raw. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Serge says, “O.K. KIDS… WHO WANTS BACON FLAVORED ITALIAN ICE??”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer CT says, “If you don’t receive a response within 8 minutes, please wiggle the black wire and repeat your order. If still no response, try the red wire. If you still do not receive a response, we may already be out of business. Thank you, please come again.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Ast says, “We have here a lovely specimen of a yet unclassified beetle. As you can see, as winter approaches, the skin on the beetle’s legs hardens into ski-like shapes to navigate the smoother terrain while preventing frostbite. Note the beautiful camouflage. Even more ingenious, it has adapted its wings for winter, with swiftly rotating blades that function in a remarkable vertical direction, preventing the weight of the snow from crushing them. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have here, solid proof, that global warming is affecting evolution.”

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Editor’s Note: In hindsight, maybe I shouldn’t have told Joe Hawtness we were getting paid to play WoW and eat pizza during the blizzard but only if we came into the office. On the upside, now I have two desks! Enjoy traction Joe. <3
-Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Your comment reminds me of a cartoon car with headlights for eyes. And now that I look at the picture again, he’s wearing glasses!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Sure, he made the kids a snow fort, but he tore down their tree fort to make it.”