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Duct tape, the original easy button. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: The One Guy said, “Why didn’t they staple it back on?”

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Pull it. It’s exactly what they want you to do. ~Not-So Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Bob-H said, “Worse things could happen if you tried to press it.”

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I’m glad we got that cleared up or these guys would be pretty peeved. And this guy. Oh, and this one. And probably him too.
Favorite Comment: Fixer TheFuggernaut says,
“A wild Doc appears!
Go! Dragonair!
Dragonair used Slam!
The wild Doc fainted!”

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Unlike some Fixers, the Penningtons believe in free range appliances. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “I need to get inside that box, but the rock is in the way.
Should I try scissors or paper?”

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“Death had tried the skeletal horse, but that required him to stop often to wire the bits back on. He had also tried the fiery black horse, but that often stood in embarrassment with its bedding on fire.” – Terry Pratchett
Favorite Comment: Fixer The Anvil says, “‘Only’ $999.95? wow. I’ll take two.?”

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This is why you don’t let the Big Bad Wolf do your signage. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Captain Video says, “Well, at least the sign’s levitation mechanism is working properly.”

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Black Mesa’s budget certainly has taken a hit though. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sihaya has caught the lyrical bug!
Well, there’s no sense crying over every mistake.
We just keep on kludging until we run out for cake.
Yeah the kludging gets done and we use a glue gun,
Some wire ties and a front wheel drive.
We’re not even crazy.
We’re taking all our meds right now
Even though we cook them in a coffee can.
With saudering irons
Made from the pieces of a hair dryer.
As they burn it hurts because
We are so happy to kludge.
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