
I’m not walking all the way to the door. If I’m going carry this rubber band ball with me, I’d better damn well use it.
~NSHA
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I’m not walking all the way to the door. If I’m going carry this rubber band ball with me, I’d better damn well use it.
~NSHA
Submitted by: Amandine Eriksen

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