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Will anyone be there to be told what they already know they’re doing? ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Submitted by: Duncan Chisholm
Will anyone be there to be told what they already know they’re doing? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Maarten
For my crew I require 4 strong men with a knowledge of hacksaws, impossible to untie knots and how to deal with a completely insane captain. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Unknown
As a grown man, Kevin McCallister has finally realized his dream of booby-trapping every room in his home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: KF
When you have rope and a strong roof? – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: jeeves says, “Looks like a a wonderful alternate universe where instead of driving cars or flying Zeppelins, people just trebuchet everywhere.”

Submitted by: Felipe Gomez via Submit a Kludge!
It’s good to see that in these uncertain economic times, people are working together to secure a spot for their flat-screens to be viewed. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: baronobeefdip says, “Oh, that’s not a TV stand. That flatscreen just committed suicide because the family’s teenage daughter kept using it to play Twilight over and over again.”

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: smadge1 says, “It’s probably to stop wrestlers from getting out of hand.”

Submitted by: Biscotti via Submit a Kludge!
I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
Now I need a pulley system so I can still put on my mascara. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Actually, the wipers work perfectly fine. This is just a hands-free way to floss safely while driving.”

Submitted By: Juliano B
Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “That is one hell of a pee spot in the water.”

Submitted By: LJ
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Paddy says, “Those are Fiskars. I can just hear my mother screaming, “THOSE ARE MY GOOD SCISSORS!” *twitch*”
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Fixer WhiteBelly says, “Kites, I hate Kites! Flyin’ around all high on themselves. I’ll show em.”