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If A Sign Falls in the Forest…

Nov. 30, 2010

white trash repairs - If A Sign Falls in the Forest...

Submitted by: Duncan Chisholm

Will anyone be there to be told what they already know they’re doing? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Mad Science Monday: Classy Chassis

Oct. 25, 2010

white trash repairs - Classy Chassis

Submitted by: Maarten

For my crew I require 4 strong men with a knowledge of hacksaws, impossible to untie knots and how to deal with a completely insane captain. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Twine: The Perfect Failsafe

Sep. 24, 2010

white trash repairs - Twine: The Perfect Failsafe

Submitted by: Unknown

As a grown man, Kevin McCallister has finally realized his dream of booby-trapping every room in his home. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Who Needs Jackstands?

Aug. 11, 2010

Who Needs Jackstands?

Submitted by: KF

When you have rope and a strong roof? – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: jeeves says, “Looks like a a wonderful alternate universe where instead of driving cars or flying Zeppelins, people just trebuchet everywhere.”

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TV Stands Are Expensive

Jul. 30, 2010

white trash repairs - TV Stands Are Expensive

Submitted by: Felipe Gomez via Submit a Kludge!

It’s good to see that in these uncertain economic times, people are working together to secure a spot for their flat-screens to be viewed. – Frankie Fix-It

Favorite Comment: baronobeefdip says, “Oh, that’s not a TV stand. That flatscreen just committed suicide because the family’s teenage daughter kept using it to play Twilight over and over again.”

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‘Hoey’ Is Serious About Chair Theft

Jul. 26, 2010

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Favorite Comment: smadge1 says, “It’s probably to stop wrestlers from getting out of hand.”

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How Knot To Repair A Wall

Mar. 18, 2010

How Knot To Repair A Wall

Submitted by: Biscotti via Submit a Kludge!

I knew I should have eavesdropped on my brother’s Cub Scout meetings. What kind of knot is that? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Pookie says, “Mr Brick is experiencing the world’s slowest death by hanging.”

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Manual Windows. Manual Wipers. Same Thing.

Mar. 10, 2010

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Now I need a pulley system so I can still put on my mascara. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer dono1 says, “Actually, the wipers work perfectly fine. This is just a hands-free way to floss safely while driving.”

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Stop Encouraging The Lazy Tourists!

Oct. 10, 2009

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Submitted By: Juliano B

Favorite Comment: Fixer Anna Rexia says, “That is one hell of a pee spot in the water.”

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Homemade Hedge Clippers

Oct. 2, 2009

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Submitted By: LJ

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Paddy says, “Those are Fiskars. I can just hear my mother screaming, “THOSE ARE MY GOOD SCISSORS!” *twitch*”

AND

Fixer WhiteBelly says, “Kites, I hate Kites! Flyin’ around all high on themselves. I’ll show em.”

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