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And it’s raining a bunch right here, near this leak. – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comment: baronobeefdip said, “Ceiling Bucket is watching you masturbate. Floor Bucket seeks new minions for Basement Cat.”

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We’re just going to keep this a Loki party. Nothing fancy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “That explains the thunder storm- some gods don’t like to be igNjord.”

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The Frankenstein family just couldn’t blend in even on vacation. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer DontEatMe says, “Wearing your tinfoil hat at night is uncomfortable, especially when camping. Protect the whole family from Aliens, Government Mind-Control Devices and even Crazy Neighbors with “We Camp In Peace” foil tent cover (patent pending). Comes with Alien hieroglyphics that spell out “Eat the people in the other tent” Free with Purchase!!”

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I’ve got the beer. You get the chips! Let’s go. Wait…where are the kids? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s): Fixer Fluffy says, “Oh I know exactly what you mean. When you waddle through beer swamps, they sometimes wrap themselves around your legs and the only way to get rid of them is to wipe them off with a rag dipped in kerosene.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Six cans of Foster’s beer on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer! Take one off and pass it aro-…oh…you don’t want one? Well, what about you? Also no, eh? Anyone here want some Foster’s beer? Anyone? Anyone at all? No takers? Aaaaannnd…six cans of Foster’s beer STILL on my ankle, six cans of Foster’s beer!”

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Either that or you need to fumigate for metal eating bacteria. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Soundnous says, “Ethel! ETHEL! What the hell have you been feeding the damn pigeons?”

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Add a jaunty LEGO fence to block the wind and it’ll get excellent reception almost half the time. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Terence Sibley says, “The authorities are still looking for Miss Poppins’ body…….”