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The Central Air will now attempt to break a record THREE cinder blocks with his head. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sarcastoid says, “I think we’re all looking at this backwards. The whole setup is to keep the stool from running away!”
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Isn’t it always the way? You spend five years deciding where to put your foot and you STILL manage to pick the one slick spot in the whole park. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Jag says, “This isn’t a kludge. This rare Python Ent has been caught on camera devouring a swing set; one of its few natural enemies in the wilds of Middle Suburbia.”
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But all I want is my Mingus Dew. 
– Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer landminecat says, “Having unintentionally relieved itself on the concrete, the vending machine hastily beats a retreat, stumbling over a pavement and shedding a few bricks on its way.”
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Coyote has to moonlight as a technician to raise funds for ACME supplies. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Thread!: Fixer dono1 says, “This mush be how the Native American Indian tribes held up their telephone wires before the white man came along.”
Next: Fixer Rob says, “I hadn’t realized the native Americans had wired ahead for their reservations…”
Retort: Fixer dono1 says, “They only did it when they had a weak smoke signal.”
Followed By: Fixer TexasDan says, “Plus, you always want to call ahead and make sure they have TP.”
Finisher: Fixer dono1 says, “How.”
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And they say you never use math once you leave school. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer lazlo says, “So, the big question here is this: Is the guy too dumb to understand that you can maximize the effectiveness of your lever by placing the heaviest person on the far end, or is he smart enough to realize that pointing out that your wife is the heaviest person around might be hazardous to your health?”
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The trolls are evolving… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Wased says, “No! It’s the ‘Bridge of Death’ on the way to the castle of Aaauuuggghhh… It seems like the old man from scene 23 hasn’t arrived yet, so we’ll just have to wait…”
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Abigail should have seen the signs that her new boyfriend was a spendthrift. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer fordprefect says, “Probably watching cheesy food porn.”
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It’s the last jar and four pregnant women just entered the aisle. Your hubris has doomed us all! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sofa King Cold says, “My, what a jarring discovery. You have to be gherkin my chain. I hope this isn’t the bread-and-butter of their maintenance team. Though I am relishing the resourcefulness.”
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I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll blow a tiny puff of air out my nose and blow your house down. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Bashnagdul says, “Those 2 sticks that are holding it upright are only because this barn has not grown fully yet. you can still see the green leaves. wait till it looses those and becomes a decent whole brown. at that point the 2 sticks on the left will also be removed and you will have a beautiful new grown sturdy barn.”
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Shhh. We’ll never get Jan her workmans worker’s workman’s paid time off if y’all keep giggling. It has to be an accident, remember? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer bob says, “Is that Bender laying down under the shelf?”
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