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I’d be tired too if I had squeeze through a hole that size too. (I swear that’s not a penis joke)
~NSHA

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And by technology I mean overly bulky adapters made by a certain fruit-themed company. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Perpetual energy machine is more than a pipe dream. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer climber says, “Oh look! the sockets have gone mountain climbing!
And they even had the decent sense to secure themselves to one another!!”

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Fertilizing Farmville: You’re Doin’ It Wrong. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer RazerMuffin says, “With all the sexuality in today’s pop culture, employers are making it easier to fap in the restroom.”

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Grab my hand! GRAB MY HAND! Nooooooooo! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “Now swing me from side to side and I should be able to reach the emergency shut-off switch! C’mon, you can do it- you may be short but you’re wiry…”

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In my reality, there is a mouse on a treadmill hooked behind the wall. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thor says, “All I know is that if I could do that I wouldn’t need to leave the house.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Label on the back of the box reads…
“When using our product, the metallic taste and tingling sensation in your mouth (fingers, toes, etc.) tells you it’s working.
WARNING — Those with an aversion to electrocution and/or a family history of susceptibility to electrocution should avoid this product. The Callard and Bowser-Suchard company (in cooperation with your local power provider) strongly advises that you complete your last will and testament prior to this product’s use. Probable side effects include but are not limited to: heart failure, burnt hair, loss of bodily functions, muscle spasms, impaired brain function, stuttering, spontaneous combustion, and death.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Bridge says, “Pictured: My father’s way of explaining sex to me.
Not pictured: My horrified expression.”