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Thought They Were Condoning Violence Against Docs

Jul. 2, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

I’m glad we got that cleared up or these guys would be pretty peeved. And this guy. Oh, and this one. And probably him too.

Favorite Comment:
Fixer TheFuggernaut says,
“A wild Doc appears!
Go! Dragonair!
Dragonair used Slam!
The wild Doc fainted!”

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Office Warfare Just Cranked It Up A Notch

Apr. 30, 2010

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Submitted by: Peter Brown via Submit a Kludge!

Billy in accounting went on a recon mission under the guise of a coffee break forty minutes ago and never came back. I say we move this up to a rescue mission. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer waldo says, “Downsizing will do this. The assistant gets fired and nobody knows how to use the pencil sharpener.”

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Need To Pencil In A New Keyboard

Apr. 26, 2010

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Submitted by: Jeff V. via Submit a Kludge!

That was a blatant disregard for office property. This is coming out of your pay check. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Will4in2erth says, “You see! Graphite and eraser isn’t obsolete yet! See how useful it is, and it integrates perfectly with today’s technology!”

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But Chicks Dig Calluses

Jan. 30, 2010

Submitted by: Citrus via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “I suppose helps you play in the write key?”

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Rule Of Thumb: Get A New Ruler

Jan. 5, 2010

Rule Of Thumb: Get A New Ruler

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer Aluze says, “We were out of time. They both had what the other needed to have a chance make it through. We couldn’t save both of them. A decision needed to be made. A hard, hard decision.”

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Need To Pencil In A Piano Doctor

Dec. 29, 2009

Need To Pencil In A Piano Doctor

Submitted by: caitlinmrr via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Tim says, “If not for that pencil, that key would b flat.”

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Even The Pencil Pushers Are Conserving

Nov. 22, 2009

Even The Pencil Pushers Are Conserving

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer elderwitty says, “Joseph was bitterly disappointed with his latest Ronco product, having misunderstood it to be a “penis extender”.

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Pencil Sharpener Gets 1300 RPM

Oct. 9, 2009

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Submitted By: Gal

Favorite Comment: Fixer Rob says, “The sharpener that makes ALL pencils go “Number 2″. “

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Take THAT Computer Repair Store

Sep. 25, 2009

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Submitted By: Paula B

Favorite Comment: Fixer RDO says, “I feel like this is a scene from Home Alone; any robber caught unawares will pull the pencil and have a staple gun shoot at him.”

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Circle Of Office Life

Sep. 17, 2009

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Submitted By: Edwin H

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