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You’ve sat in an awkward seat the last 30 years, what harm is another 10 gonna do?
~NSHA

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Building up a gate to keep our dogs in the yard. Yes, those are shipping pallets on top of the gate, and yes that is yellow electrical tape holding the pallets together. The green parts are several dog poo disposal bags tied together then used to lash the pallets down when we ran out of yellow electrical tape.
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Waterproof, fireproof, windproof, karate-chop proof. None of these matter when it’s free. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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The old, “if I can’t have it no one can” approach doesn’t work too well when your ex has stacks of pallets laying around. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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This is an unpalletable substitute. – Ms. Fix-It
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He said I should be good to go; but made me sign a waiver promising not to look under the hood for some reason. – Ms. Fix-It
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