
Oh no, that’s just one of our moving boxes. You can put it in the garage, please. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Oh no, that’s just one of our moving boxes. You can put it in the garage, please. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Matt Farnsworth
For the sake of my nightmares, I’m just going to assume the windshield is fully in-tact and made out of actual glass. ~Not-So-Handy Andy

Submitted by: Glosticks via Submit a Kludge!
Hunted to near extinction for their duct tape skins, only a handful remain in the wild. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Flo says, “This is a large alpha male. The females are usually station wagons and use packing tape instead.”

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Maybe I’m just easily amused, but this meme is cracking me up. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “That sounds like a wonderful safety accessory for the car. A little kid runs out in front of you and all you do is simply lean over, open the glove box, remove the horn, pump it up, roll down your window, aim it in his direction (which at this point would be under your back wheels) and give him a loud warning toot. It can be used for other purposes too, like signaling the paramedics or the coroner. And best of all? Only $9.95.”

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We’re full at the moment but we can squeeze you in if you don’t mind us pushing some pieces together. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “They can’t even figure out how to pull their pants up to the correct level. Expecting any kind of basic woodworking skills is obviously unreasonable.”

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Ah, nothing like stiff wind smelling of must and urine to wake you up in the morning. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Joe says, “We’ll put it to a vote. We can tape the door shut, or we can put the train out of service, making you all late.”

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They’d have had enough “E” ‘s if they’d just called them Flapjacks. Just sayin’. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer HunterJE says, “They could have just spelled it “AWEΣ.” If they’re catering to maths geeks, at least.”

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Next, a helmet fashioned out of a milk crate and he’ll ready to play with the neighborhood kids. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “(whispering) The boy is too engrossed in his reading…perfect! We are here at the Kumar residence where we’ve secretly switched out the boy’s regular shoes with Kludgers Blissfuls. Oh, look! He’s done with his book and about to stand up. Let’s see if he notices!”