Alas the family arrived home too late, with the bubbling plastic mass the only reminder of the box fan’s short life.
~Not-So-Handy Andy
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Archive for the 'oven' Category
Don’t Do It Fan, You Have So Much To Live For
Nov. 21, 2011
Authentic Foil-Brick Pizza
May. 10, 2011
Everything Works Better With a Chain
Mar. 21, 2011
From the submitter:
Cheap landlady wont fix broken stove. Front panel with handle falls off everytime you pull it open, so, I FIXED IT. Doesn’t stay open by itself, slams shut without weight of front panel, so you have to stand in the loop to use both hands to remove pans. Zip-ties, old potholder, and a carabiner and dog chain from the bondage drawer.
Via: I fixed it myself!
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Ovens Aren’t as Cool as Blow Torches
Aug. 31, 2010
Everyone knows Jesus only appears on ham and cheese.
Favorite Comment: flanagle said,“That’s what’s called a Post-Industrial Toasting Application or Pita bread.”
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8 x 8 Cake Pan Needed? Bah!
Jun. 28, 2010
Submitted by: Bri via Submit a Kludge!
Cardboard is heat resistant right? RIGHT?! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer NoOneReally says, “I’ve done similar things before, albeit with things a little more heat resistant. But I think Starbucks uses this method, or at least that would explain why everything they sell tastes like cardboard boxes.”
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Cooks Great Brontosaurus Burgers
Jan. 15, 2010
No Central Heat? No Problem.
Jan. 14, 2010
Submitted by: my cold beachside apartment via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer Teg says, “No… cant you see, this is a post modern expression of the evolution of indoor heating. It hearkens back to a simpler time. Here the stove represents the hearth of days past, where the family would gather to both heat their houses, and cook. the fan represents the advent of forced air heating in the early 19th century. Why can no one ever see and appreciate these modern art installations?”
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Over-Extended Thanksgiving Oven Cries For Mercy
Dec. 9, 2009
Submitted By: Alex
Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Blackmoore says, “I’m sorry Dave. I can’t cook that.”
AND: Fixer Doug says, “Dear worthless owners,
HE:LP! I’ve been stranded here for years, being turned on and off at will, sometimes being ignored for months at a time. Then, without warning, you expect me to cook a turkey perfect the first time. How about a cleaning every so often? That 3″ of bacon grease on my floor that’s now turned black really burns. And I take the dirt out on your turkey. Seriously.
Clean me. Please. I need HE:LP.
Sincerely,
Your Mr. Chef Oven.”
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