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Those Charmin bear commercials are actually based on stock footage from the forests of Saskatchewan. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
Favorite Comment: Tommy Douglas how to said, “Good fertilizer for the tree.”
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The green energy craze is getting a bit out of hand. ~Not-So-Handy Andy
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We’re just going to keep this a Loki party. Nothing fancy. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “That explains the thunder storm- some gods don’t like to be igNjord.”
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Coyote has to moonlight as a technician to raise funds for ACME supplies. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Thread!: Fixer dono1 says, “This mush be how the Native American Indian tribes held up their telephone wires before the white man came along.”
Next: Fixer Rob says, “I hadn’t realized the native Americans had wired ahead for their reservations…”
Retort: Fixer dono1 says, “They only did it when they had a weak smoke signal.”
Followed By: Fixer TexasDan says, “Plus, you always want to call ahead and make sure they have TP.”
Finisher: Fixer dono1 says, “How.”
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Looks like I’m not the only family with a child that lives on hot dogs, chicken nuggets and vitamins. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Frank and Oscar could sense the tension amongst the kebabs. From the poorly concealed looks of disdain and the audible whispering, it was clear that they didn’t want the hot dogs hanging around with them. Perhaps they should have remembered to wear their bacon wraps instead of showing up au naturel.”
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I have to wonder, at what point during the drinking binge does toiletry turn into this? – Ms. Fix-It
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hejira says, “I hate it when a guy has the entire street of trees to choose from but uses the one next to mine.”
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If that’s the laundry basket, then where is the baby…oh sh–… – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer TexasDan says, “The great part about this swing is that if the branch gives way or the ropes break, there’s a good chance the baby will roll safely into the street.”
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With all this glare how am I supposed to see if Joseph’s evil twin is going to mistake Claire’s daughter for her doppelganger and go through with the marriage!? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer treborx says, “chair on chair” is kinky enough. asking the umbrella to join while the monitor watches, well that’s just plain weird.”
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But we’re overlooking the important question. Why did he buy three lawnmowers instead of one ride-on? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Fluffy says, “I thought they were chained up for the lawnmower Iditarod.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Cazza says, “No, no, you’ve got it all wrong. What’s actually happened is the sewage pipe’s burst and the house is waist deep in sh…”
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