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That was a blatant disregard for office property. This is coming out of your pay check. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Will4in2erth says, “You see! Graphite and eraser isn’t obsolete yet! See how useful it is, and it integrates perfectly with today’s technology!”
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If you’re not lucky enough to be able to phone it in to the mandatory voluntary 7 A.M. meeting, you could always try this. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If you have ever desperately searched in vain for a contact, this device is indispensable! There is only this one prototype so far. However, it already has a 99.7% accuracy rate in finding the contact and then lets you view it on the screen so that you know right where it landed when it fell out of your eye or off of your finger…the floor, the bathroom sink, etc.”
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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hummingbyrd says, “Here we see rare footage of the amazing Phasing Coffeepot as it teaches its young the art of phasing through objects to stalk its natural prey, the Plastic Knife. Watch closely, the unsuspecting knives will have very little warning when the chase begins.”
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Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer Chrispy says, “Well, at least he’ll be dry if the sprinklers ever go off.”
Reply: Fixer Matt points out, “Burning alive… but dry.”
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