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Orange You Glad You Don’t Work There?

Mar. 22, 2010

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!

You know as soon as he finishes, his boss is going to decide he hates the color. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer slapchop says, “When told by the foreman, “You have a choice of equipment; a two inch brush and aluminum ladder, or a scissors lift and paint sprayer.”
Juan was completely misunderstood, when he answered, “The latter.”

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In Case of Fire, Don’t Forget Bolt Cutters

Mar. 17, 2010

Submitted by: Jay via Submit a Kludge!

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Take your keys? Don’t be ridiculous. You’re grown people with enough sense not to drive drunk. But just in case… – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Thomas Westgard says, “What you do is, you go down to the fire inspector’s office with this photo and you tell them you were fine with it until the boss made you bring your kids to work in the factory.”

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In Case Of Fire, Break Tape

Dec. 17, 2009

In Case Of Fire, Break Tape

Submitted by: turb0puns via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer ChiTownTechie says, “Evidently fires are so frequent here that a cheaper alternative to a pane of glass is some duct tape.”

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Rethinking That Staycation

Oct. 28, 2009

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Submitted By: T Wise

Editor’s Note: I managed to use The Google Image Search to scrounge up a few more pictures to put this kludge into perspective. Apparently this plane was the victim of a bear mauling! – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Code says, “Yes, that’s a gun case. Which absolutely begs the question — Who was sleeping when they should have been guarding the plane from bears? And should answer the questions — Where are the pic-i-nic baskets, and why is Park Ranger Smith not moving? Damn you, Yogi Bear!”

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Add Some Duct Tape And It’s A Shrine To Kludgery

Oct. 24, 2009

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Submitted By: Seth G

Favorite Comment(s!): Fixer Jon says, “No, no, no, those should be wire coathangers! You can make all sorts of kludges with them, the plastic ones are useless.”

To which Fixer Joan Crawford replied, “NO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!”

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Took The Necessary Steps

Oct. 2, 2009

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Submitted By: Shannon S

Favorite Comment: Fixer Rehevkor says, “They’re retractable steps to be used in the event of door-to-door salesmen or Jehovah’s Witnesses (redundant, I know). A trap door leading to the shark infested cellar will be added later.”

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