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Riveting Door Kludge

Jul. 9, 2010

White Trash Repairs - Riveting Door Kludge

Submitted by: DCMS via Submit a Kludge!

Why no officer. I was certain that weather balloon was a sign of imminent alien invasion and took the necessary post-apocalypse precautions. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “For your safety, please always exit on the curb side.”

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What A Doll, Offering To Help Like That

Jul. 8, 2010

White Trash Repairs - What A Doll, Offering To Help Like That

Submitted by: Matthias via Submit a Kludge!

And they say chivalry is dead. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer slapchop says, “The most disturbing part of this picture is the severed human foot on the dolly.”

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Can’t Wait To See The Gas Cap Cover!

Jun. 9, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Can't Wait To See The Gas Cap Cover!

Submitted by: Alan McK via Submit a Kludge!

Fixers! What do you think they should use for the gas cap cover? Leave your suggestions in the comments! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment(s!): Wow you guys really let loose with the suggestions. I couldn’t put the whole thread here, so I picked three of my favorites but really, the whole thing is worth a read.
Fixer Carissa says, “A cheeseburger off the dollar menu. cheap and economical. Once it’s saturated with gasoline you can buy another one and use the current one as a Molotov. Ammo and gas cap. Two birds with one stone.”

Fixer
TianaSidhe says, “If we’re going for purest stupidity, I’d go with the box to an iPhone. The guy can afford an expensive car and cellphone, but can’t be bothered to take the car in for proper repairs.”

Fixer RP says, “A small Dutch boy can run alongside with his finger in the hole.”

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Kidnapped Boat Makes A Daring Escape

May. 29, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Kidnapped Boat Makes A Daring Escape

Submitted by: Chet via Submit a Kludge!

We all laughed when they started installing escape latches inside trunks. Who’s laughing now? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is why you never enter an unstable wormhole for whatever reason, especially at full speed. You never know where you will end up on the other side.”

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And I’ll Form The Head!

May. 26, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - And I'll Form The Head!

Submitted by: Mike Siebert via Submit a Kludge!

It appears Jeff Goldblum put some objects through the machine before the fatal fly incident. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Kumiho says, “Here we see the rare birth of an automobile through budding, and asexual method of reproduction, long theorized to exist in auto-kind, but caught on camera for only the first time.”

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Safety Third, Always Safety Third

May. 24, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Safety Third, Always Safety Third

Submitted by: zioshirai via Submit a Kludge!

Gas can dangling from the ceiling for optimum opportunity for zombie burning. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Nox says, “At first you act all scared and astounded.
Then, as the carjackers realise the doors don’t open from the inside, you smile.”

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Notice How The Parasite Has A Symbiotic Relationship

May. 11, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Notice How The Parasite Has A Symbiotic Relationship

Submitted by: WildBill via Submit a Kludge!

It attaches to the back of the vehicle and in return gets its pick of delectable choices left in the trunk for more than a fortnight. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment
: Fixer bob_super says, “Like many tropical animals, the Tinis Hatchbackis Usus protects itself from predators by inflating itself to look bigger. This specimen also developed colors that resemble the venerable Wagonis Sixtiesus Hippis to scare all around with threats of potent hallucinogenic content.”

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Safest Way To Transport Family Heirlooms

Apr. 27, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Safest Way To Transport Family Heirlooms

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This is completely unsafe. How is the driver supposed to see where they’re going? Take it down and re-do it vertically. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Sihaya says, “If you want to get to Narnia, you have to travel west on the M1 until you reach the M40. You can take that northwest until you reach the A40 exit to Oxford. Or, you could simply take the nearest convenient wardrobe.”

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Facebook Status Update: 5th Ticket This Month

Apr. 22, 2010

Epic Kludge Photo - Facebook Status Update: 5th Ticket This Month

Submitted by: Andrew Rothschild via Submit a Kludge!

Hold on you guys. The officer is making the best face. Lemme upload it to twitpic real fast! – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer bob_super says, “It’s an improvement on OnStar. In case of accident, your facebook status gets automatically updated to jkuh alreiuthtgaheruls.,m”

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Having Kids Won’t Make You Less Hardcore

Apr. 16, 2010

Submitted by: John Mustain via Submit a Kludge!

But it will make you all kinds of new “friends” down at Social Services. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “The driver definitely has guts. I’ll give him that. That arrogant jerk took up 4 parking spaces for his ride! For the driver’s sake, he had better have an eye patch, know martial arts, and eat a bowl of sand with expired, curdled milk every morning for breakfast.”

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