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Well he’s certainly not going to risk getting a coffee ring on this nice passable desk. Then again, maybe he needs the diuretic. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Coffee.exe missing. Insert cup and try again.”
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Between the oil in the gulf and flooding near where I live, this is starting to look like a viable option. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer rewboss says, “Is this the water table all those geologists obsess about?”
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You fool! You used the salad fork. Sedans are suppose to be kludged with DESSERT forks. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer bob_super says, “Broken door to anger leads. Learn to use the fork you shall. It’s the path to the outside.”
AND: Fixer Dogmeat gives an etiquette lesson, “Proper passenger etiquette dictates that it is ever so important to politely excuse yourself from the vehicle when finished riding. Graciously thank the driver for his hospitality, and quickly take your leave.
Remember, though, when opening the door that you mustn’t savagely grasp the fork handle. Instead, with your left hand, place your straightened index finger near the head of the fork (but not so close that you are in danger of touching the door itself). The other four fingers wrap gently around the handle.
If you wish to roll the window down during your trip (after being given permission, of course), it may be customary to extend the pinky finger whilst doing so. However, please be mindful of the area’s culture in which you are travelling as this action may convey the wrong message to others in your party!”
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There are many that would say this is the proper home for any Apple product. And then Steve Jobs has ninjas vanish them. So I’ll remain carefully neutral and let you fight it out in the comments. I’m Switzerland! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Sean says, “Annoyingly enough, you still have to go to the app store and shell out 10 bucks for the “iFlush” app in order for your dispenser to properly interface with your toilet.”
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Don’t get all keyed up. It was a minor detail on the scale of things. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment(s)!: Fixer LLahsram says, “The piano used to have a music stand, but then it baroque.”
AND: Fixer Alleycat says, “They’re going Bach to basics. Something they can Handel.”
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What other outdoor products could be redneck-ified? What should we use for the pool and the hedge maze? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “If the bad guys had lined the shed with lead, Superman wouldn’t have found their tiny hideout with his X-ray vision.”
Submitted by: Mike via Submit a Kludge!
Somehow I was going to try and make a joke here about the Matrix and The Waterboy, but even my brain is rejecting this horrifying concept. In other news, why weren’t there any rednecks in The Matrix? – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Indomitus says, “Sure, we all know the story about the fork that ran away with the spoon. But what they never tell us is how the fork disappeared without a trace and the spoon’s mangled body was found a week later wrapped around a foosball player’s head. Happy endings, my a$$.”
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This kludge is brought to you by the letter “P” and the number 7. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “The recipe says “be sure to coat pan before cooking”.”
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Who loves stripes and has a busted futon? That chick. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer mindmelda says, “Futon” is Japanese for “Cheap ass collapsible bed”.
Submitted by: Jesse via Submit a Kludge!
Favorite Comment: Fixer jrh says, “Hey Dolly, nice can you got there! Oh, sh!t, that’s a mail!”
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