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In Summer, Herds Of Chair Will Burrow Under The Watering Hole

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:00:25 +0000

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In other areas of the ecosystem, chairs find shade where they can. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SCAScot says, “In the cool of the morning, and fresh from their spring seat-cushion molting, herds of North American Patio Chair (Deckus Plantassus) gather at the local watering hole for a quick drink, watchful and wary for the slightest signs of a predator.”

Even Traffic Cones Have To Learn New Job Skills

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 13:00:03 +0000

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Safety cone is pretty sure this isn’t in his job description. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “After being unbolted from the sidewalk, the traffic cones perch like bats to avoid further fastenings. When feeling threatened, they turn their stomachs inside out to scare away potential predators.”

Chair? You Aren’t A Trampoline Leg…

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 13:00:48 +0000

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…You don’t even know proper safety protocol. Get away from there. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jim Honaker says, “This is the tree eating chair stalking it’s prey. It can stand still for hours waiting to strike at just the right opportune moment. See how seamlessly it blends in with it’s surrounding environment.”

They Pooled Their Ideas

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 13:00:17 +0000

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And this was the uni-ladder-al decision. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer thisfox says, “So now all we need to do is put the party decorations up along the eaves using the…. ladder…. hmmm.”

Urban Cowboy Needs Urban Saloon Doors

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:00:51 +0000

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I’ll be your huckleberry. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “This is a Tudor house. Now, if you’ll follow me, I’ll show you a four-door house…”

And Mom Wanted Me To Throw These Out

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 15:00:47 +0000

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Good thing Grams talked her out of it. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer LLahsram says, “Oh Ye’ll take the high tire, and I’ll take the low tire, and I’ll be a-coughin’ afore yea. But me and me true love will never meet again, by yon bonnie bonnie banks of bike blow-hard…”

Meanwhile In The IT Department…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 17:00:22 +0000

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IT is always such a sausage fest. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “Bacon.exe missing. Pepperoni.exe is not a viable substitute. Please remove Pepperoni.exe and insert Bacon.exe”

Wouldn’t It Have Been Faster To Just Skate?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 30 May 2010 13:00:51 +0000

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Not to mention it’s illegal to ride bikes on the sidewalk. But is it illegal to SKATE on the sidewalk? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer SpaceFairie says, “I admire the enthusiasm of this guy but, when they say ‘bike, skate or walk to work’ on the earth day posters they don’t mean simultaneously!”

Why Throw Out A Perfectly Good Obsolete Laptop?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 28 May 2010 13:00:20 +0000

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Dude, the office just gets weirder every week. – Ms. Fix-it

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Brushie Brushie Brushie

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 May 2010 17:00:48 +0000

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Unless the owner of this has the worst poison oak rash in the history of man on their back…no excuse. None. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Forget those wimpy luffa/loofah sponges! Try our new, industrial-strength scrubber. For when you absolutely, positively need to ensure those germ-ridden problem areas are clean…and void of all layers of skin.”