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Honestly I didn’t have enough room on my moped for a stake, but fortunately, we can do this. – Frankie Fix-It
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Team Really Worked On Their Drills
Jun. 17, 2010
Submitted by: Guncha via Submit a Kludge!
Quick! Someone kludge us some vuvuzelas! – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Captain Video says, “At long last, steroids find foosball.”
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Any Heat Source In A Pinch
Jun. 6, 2010
Submitted by: Georg via Submit a Kludge!
Looks like I’m not the only family with a child that lives on hot dogs, chicken nuggets and vitamins. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “Frank and Oscar could sense the tension amongst the kebabs. From the poorly concealed looks of disdain and the audible whispering, it was clear that they didn’t want the hot dogs hanging around with them. Perhaps they should have remembered to wear their bacon wraps instead of showing up au naturel.”
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Don’t Crush The A/C System
Apr. 22, 2010
Submitted by: Junks via Submit a Kludge!
Or the Dr. and his Sun, Kist, will be soda-pressed. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Peter says, “Sing with me:
Got my spine I’ve got my Orange Crush!!!”
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Time To Shovel Some Sheet
Apr. 20, 2010
Submitted by: VomisaCaasi via Submit a Kludge!
Sheet Shovelers Shouldn’t Say Saucy Sentiments About Carefully Constructed Kludges. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer waldo says, “This leads to the question once asked by a renowned shed-sitter. How much sheet can a sheet shovel shove if a sheet shoveler doesn’t want to shovel sheet?”
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Insert Tab Here
Apr. 13, 2010
Submitted by: Ben via Submit a Kludge!
This is the diagram I’m using to explain the birds and the bees to my son. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer potpiekitty says, “Insert lives in the red-light district of the keyboard. You should be glad it’s only topless… Also who uses the insert key? As for someone who asked about what happened to the tab? You must not use a keyboard 6 hours a day or more like some of us poor schmucks.. Keys will pop off on you and then try to escape behind your desk, where they enter a witness protection program run by dust bunnies.”
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Captain Hook’s Less Famous Cousin
Mar. 31, 2010
Submitted by: Eric via Submit a Kludge!
Carpentry is just as dangerous as piracy. Or the Hook family genetics needs some chlorine. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: It’s gonna be a blockbuster! Fixer wow says, “That has slasher flick villain written all over it. Coming this summer: THE KLUDGE!”
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AwEsome Fix
Mar. 29, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit a Kludge!
They’d have had enough “E” ‘s if they’d just called them Flapjacks. Just sayin’. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer HunterJE says, “They could have just spelled it “AWEΣ.” If they’re catering to maths geeks, at least.”
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Love Child Of Crocs And Heelies.
Mar. 24, 2010
Submitted by: Badruddeen Naseem via Submit a Kludge!
Next, a helmet fashioned out of a milk crate and he’ll ready to play with the neighborhood kids. – Ms. Fix-It
Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “(whispering) The boy is too engrossed in his reading…perfect! We are here at the Kumar residence where we’ve secretly switched out the boy’s regular shoes with Kludgers Blissfuls. Oh, look! He’s done with his book and about to stand up. Let’s see if he notices!”
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Calculated Desperation
Mar. 16, 2010
Submitted by: Gary Gehiere via Submit a Kludge!
Most kids get a TI-89 without even considering its illustrious past. Much like the precursor to the T-800, this calculator is functional but not pretty.
Favorite Comment: Fixer Thadius says, “I wouldn’t be so quick to judge that the switch turns on/off the calculator. For all we know, that’s a kludged doomsday device activation protocol.”
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