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Someone Didn’t Pass Kindergarten

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000

But hey, that’s how some people do puzzles. Who am I to judge? ~Not-So-Handy Andy

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Kidnapped Boat Makes A Daring Escape

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 May 2010 17:00:40 +0000

We all laughed when they started installing escape latches inside trunks. Who’s laughing now? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is why you never enter an unstable wormhole for whatever reason, especially at full speed. You never know where you will end up on the other side.”

How Ceiling Cat Makes It Rain

Donna — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 13:00:27 +0000

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Reality not as whimsical as it being his tears. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jompe71 says, “It’s not a shower, it’s a beam-me-up-scottifer. Not yet tuned into perfection and sometimes accidents happen which makes people explode. In such case the cleaning crew uses the fire hose to wash up. This surely must be the only explanation why someone would put tiles in the ceiling!”

I concur that “Beam-me-up-scottifer” is the best name for teleportation devices. – Ms. Fix-it Decree

Reasonable Accommodation Is Made

Donna — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 17:00:06 +0000

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Hotel now includes palm tree for our guests traveling with monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Philip Pirrip channels the great Eddie Izzard, “Et le singe es sur la branch!”

Coffee Access: Granted

Donna — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 14:00:40 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hummingbyrd says, “Here we see rare footage of the amazing Phasing Coffeepot as it teaches its young the art of phasing through objects to stalk its natural prey, the Plastic Knife. Watch closely, the unsuspecting knives will have very little warning when the chase begins.”

Rare Shot Of The Sentient Walking Plug

lorenichc — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:00:03 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hawkin Says, “First they grow legs, then they start making demands. Next thing you know, they have a majority in both houses of Congress. Then where are your environmentally-friendly energy plans going to end up?”

Fire In The Hole!

Donna — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 18:00:47 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “In case of fire, stand directly underneath sprinkler so that it will provide the 144 square inches of protection you need from the flames and heat as it douses you with a 20-gallons-per-minute waterfall.”

Jigsaw Puzzle Fan Brings Hobby To Life

lorenichc — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 13:00:45 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Shushnik says, “Jeez, have some standards. Turn the screws until they’re vertical.”

Natural Erosion

Donna — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:00:45 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer mike says, “I measured it twice, cut it three times, four times… saw, grind, chew, sand……….. HEY BABY, I FIXED THE WINDOW!!!!!!”

Won’t Be Stumped By This Fireplace Fiasco

Donna — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:00:59 +0000

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “It’s a Yule log. As in “Yule be calling the fire company soon”.