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We all laughed when they started installing escape latches inside trunks. Who’s laughing now? – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “This is why you never enter an unstable wormhole for whatever reason, especially at full speed. You never know where you will end up on the other side.”

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Reality not as whimsical as it being his tears. – Ms. Fix-It

Favorite Comment: Fixer Jompe71 says, “It’s not a shower, it’s a beam-me-up-scottifer. Not yet tuned into perfection and sometimes accidents happen which makes people explode. In such case the cleaning crew uses the fire hose to wash up. This surely must be the only explanation why someone would put tiles in the ceiling!”

I concur that “Beam-me-up-scottifer” is the best name for teleportation devices. – Ms. Fix-it Decree

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Hotel now includes palm tree for our guests traveling with monkeys. – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Philip Pirrip channels the great Eddie Izzard, “Et le singe es sur la branch!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hummingbyrd says, “Here we see rare footage of the amazing Phasing Coffeepot as it teaches its young the art of phasing through objects to stalk its natural prey, the Plastic Knife. Watch closely, the unsuspecting knives will have very little warning when the chase begins.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Hawkin Says, “First they grow legs, then they start making demands. Next thing you know, they have a majority in both houses of Congress. Then where are your environmentally-friendly energy plans going to end up?”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Dogmeat says, “In case of fire, stand directly underneath sprinkler so that it will provide the 144 square inches of protection you need from the flames and heat as it douses you with a 20-gallons-per-minute waterfall.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Shushnik says, “Jeez, have some standards. Turn the screws until they’re vertical.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer mike says, “I measured it twice, cut it three times, four times… saw, grind, chew, sand……….. HEY BABY, I FIXED THE WINDOW!!!!!!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer dono1 says, “It’s a Yule log. As in “Yule be calling the fire company soon”.

This was the bedroom door in a basement apartment in a house that was for sale.

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Maggie says, “Why didn’t Jim Henson come up with something like this? Wait, I think he did. The “yip yip, uh-huh, uh-huh” Martians.
“Window. Window.”
“uh-huh, uh-huh.”
“Door. Door.”
“uh-huh, uh-huh”
“Floor. Floor.”
“uh-huh, uh-huh”
“Wall. Wall.”
Wall!

Maggie sent me on a nostalgic journey to YouTube where I found this for all your Yip Yip viewing pleasure. If you have a fond memory of the Yip Yip (or a not so fond memory) share them in the comments!- Ms. Fix-It