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Favorite Comment: bubbaralph said, “You’re mailbox is currently being held in a remote location. If you do not pay the ransom as ordered, you will never see it again.”
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Submitted by: tmo
Favorite Comment: bubbaralph said, “You’re mailbox is currently being held in a remote location. If you do not pay the ransom as ordered, you will never see it again.”

Submitted by: Unknown
You may still get some nice letters. – Frankie Fix-It

Submitted by: Linus Osorio “AceHawk75″
Part of the reason why there is no mail on Sundays…. – Frankie Fix-It

Submitted by: manvsbear
E-mail delivery right outside your house! – Frankie Fix-It
Favorite Comments: Moxie Man said, “Problem is, now he’s going to be inundated with many, many cans of Spam.” To which bob_super replied, “Don’t be curious about it, nobody expect a canning inquisition.” ducttapemom followed with “Unless someone decided to throw in some eggs. Then there would definitely be an inquisition into the ‘Spam and eggs.’” Then bob_super stated, “* beating myself for not writing Spammish inquisition *”
And finally, ducttapemom closed with, “Nobody expects the Spammish Inquisition!”

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Why is it always lava hot on the edges but still frozen in the middle!? – Ms. Fix-It

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Czernobog says, “No one would have believed, in the first years of the 21st century, that human affairs were being watched from the traficless Arizona byroads. No one could have dreamed that we were being scrutinized as someone with a microscope studies creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Few men even considered the possibility of life in Arizona. And yet, from their hiding places under bits of dried wood, minds immeasurably superior to ours regarded this Earth with envious eyes, and slowly, and surely, they drew their plans against us.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer jrh says, “Hey Dolly, nice can you got there! Oh, sh!t, that’s a mail!”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer mr.flachenheiner says, “And yet, despite their best efforts, the mail still always comes at 12:00,12:00,12:00,12:00…”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer DB says, “The carnivorous bush lies in wait for its preferred prey: the postman. In an example of convergent evolution, this species has developed a glowing lure similar to certain deep-sea predators.”

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Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “It’s called reverse psychology. If I were a thief, that would be the last box I would check because what could possibly be in there that I would want?”