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Stoopid Security Systems

May. 9, 2012

white trash repairs - Stoopid Security Systems


I think I got stupider just from looking at this.

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Who Needs AAA?

Mar. 21, 2012

white trash repairs - Who Needs AAA?


When you have this AAA fix!

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Keep The Mausoleum Closed At All Costs!

Mar. 13, 2012

white trash repairs - Keep The Mausoleum Closed At All Costs!


The fate of the Mausoleum hangs by a thread!

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Honey, Can You Pick Up an Extra Padlock for the Gas Tank?

Feb. 24, 2012

white trash repairs - Honey, can you pick up an extra padlock for the gas tank?


When you want your gate key to be the same as your gas and trunk key.

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Nothing Beats Paper, Good Ol’ Paper

Feb. 6, 2012

white trash repairs - Nothing Beats Paper, Good Ol' Paper

Don’t worry, the combination is written on it.

~NSHA

Submitted by: Austin

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Car Parts Anti-Theft Protection

Jan. 28, 2012

white trash repairs - Anti-Theft Car Parts Protection

Mufflers are making a killing on the black market right now.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack

Submitted by: Unknown

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What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn’t Work

Jan. 24, 2012

white trash repairs - What to Do When the Bathroom Lock Doesn't Work

The only issue with this “lock” is that it’s less of a security mechanism and more of a test of strength between you and the person coming in. If a 300-pound linebacker gives the door just one good yank, he’ll probably send you flying from the toilet seat with who-knows-what strewn all over the floor.

~Not-”Not-So-Handy-Andy” Jack

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The Thief Will Be So Unsafe!

Jan. 2, 2012

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Submitted by: tsk

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Missing a Key Component

Dec. 8, 2011

white trash repairs - Missing a Key Component

What is it again? Oh right, common sense.

~NSHA

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THomas_Perez

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You Don’t Get Much More Secure Than This

Oct. 14, 2011

white trash repairs - You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

Horrible prank or ingenious bike security for monstrously tall people?

white trash repairs - You Don't Get Much More Secure Than This

Submitted by: Unknown

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