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Emower Gets A Jaunty Paint Job For Extra Humiliation

Feb. 3, 2010

Emower Gets A Jaunty Paint Job For Extra Humiliation

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You guys remember our friendly neighborhood emower, right? Looks like he got a spiffy upgrade!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Leo Lichtman says, “He can mow lawns on rainy days while keeping warm and dry. Then when the sun comes out, he hangs “Hotdog” amd “Popcorn” signs on the outside, and continues to serve the neighborhood.”

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A Small Step For Man. A Giant Leap For Obesity.

Jan. 25, 2010

A Small Step For Man. A Giant Leap For Obesity.

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer Dogmeat says, “Theirs was a forbidden love. The lawnmower couldn’t help himself. She was fast…oh was she fast! The lawnmower tagged along everywhere the ATV went, like a puppy playfully nipping at her heels. Then one fateful night in the back of the shed, their chassis collided violently in a heap of twisted metal. Some months later, the first riding lawn mower was born as evidence to the world that they overcame the odds and their love could not be extinguished.”

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Switching To Electrical Mowers

Nov. 23, 2009

Switching To Electrical Mowers

Submitted by: Fred from Phoenix via Submit a Kludge!


Favorite Comment:
Fixer Daniel says, “Gah, I hate sloppy kludges. It would have cost him nothing to include a faceplate. They even have rusty black available, I am sure.”

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Emo Teen Now Cannot Claim “Sun Allergy” As An Excuse To Skip Chores

Nov. 20, 2009

Emo Teen Now Cannot Claim "Sun Allergy" As An Excuse To Skip Chores

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Favorite Comment:
Fixer Lockezero says, “Looks more like a cities attempt to combine two jobs into one. It looks like a tollbooth attached to a lawnmower. No longer will those guys just sit around taking money they’ll keep the grass on the medians and embankments trimmed as well.”

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Finally, A Way To Build Snow Forts Before The Kids Lose Interest

Nov. 17, 2009

Finally, A Way To Build Snow Forts Before Kids Lose Interest

Submitted by: Steve Butler via Submit a Kludge!

Favorite Comment: Fixer Danny says, “Sure, he made the kids a snow fort, but he tore down their tree fort to make it.”

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Squeaky Wheel Gets Replaced

Oct. 19, 2009

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Submitted By: Nick G

Favorite Comment: Fixer Ralf says, “good thing the kid “spoke” up.”

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Using Trees To Kill Grass Seems Wrong Somehow

Oct. 2, 2009

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Submitted By: Benedict M

Favorite Comment: Fixer Daniel says, “Yabba dabba doo!”

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Beats Cutting It In The Heat

Sep. 21, 2009

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Submitted By: Rodney

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Explains Why Only Half The Lawn Is Done

Jul. 30, 2009

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Submitted By: Mikey C

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